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Welcome to the Universe.
I'm Markus, Mark works too. This is the site where i teach myself HTML and suffer. This ol' thang evolves as i learn HTML. It's not going to start pretty and it's going to take a while as a full time uni student. but a man can dream, and such can try! so follow along or wait till the end, i welcome either option from thee!
come see my other site though: This is my other page, for information on me + mobile friendliness.
coding this page in pure confusion since '26!
i like these cool thangs:
- books
- video games
- pepsi
super cool questionaire, credits to Burypink :)
1) time and date u started this?
Started Tues 23rd June 26 at 5:13pm.
2) asl?
18, male, middle of nowhere.
3) opinions on musicals?
They're okay. Not my cup of tea.
4) favorite snack?
I love pringles. That or chicken crimpy shapes.
5) have u ever been in love?
Yeah. I don't like to be.
6) favorite pokemon?
Mew was my childhood favourite, but I've grown to love Porygon in my older years.
7) mario kart main?
#toopoorformario
8) tf2 main?
Scout and Demo :) Though I do play Engi time to time.
9) do you laugh at youtube poops?
Who doesn't?
10) are you listening to music right now?
Nah, I got Youtube.
11) favorite shape?
Does the Fibonacci Spiral count?
12) do you believe in astrology?
Nope. It's a scam. Stars making up an entire person's rights and wrongs is stupid to me.
13) do you believe in the occult?
I plead the Fifth. I fear if I speak I would be cursed!
14) opinions on vocaloid?
15) would you ever want to be a rockstar?
Yes, but I'm too stupid. I'm born to be the village idiot or the crazy wizard.
16) do you easily get stressed?
Yes, I'm working on it.
17) what is/was your favorite class in high school?
Classics! My dad taught my class. It was an awesome time. I miss Odysseus...
18) what pokemon type would you be? dual types are allowed lol
Normal T_T
19) rei or asuka?
The ginger one I want to strangle so whichever one isn't the ginger one.
20) favorite html tag?
"h3"
21) are you religious?
No. I used to be.
22) opinions on nightcore?
23) did you go through any major phase? (emo, goth, weeaboo, etc)
I used to be punk during intermediate-early high school.
24) are you good at drawing?
No lmao
25) do you crack your joints?
Does my back count?
26) do you read visual novels?
Nah. They don't really interest me.
27) can you sew?
Poorly, but I want to learn.
28) can you cook?
Poorly too, unless instant noodles and pasta count as cooking, then I'm Gordon Ramsey.
29) most expensive thing you've bought?
My PC, about $2100 NZD.
30) opinions on cosplay?
Love it. Wish I was not so short so I could join in proper.
31) what's your most hated band/musician?
BBNO$ is a little too cookie cutter so literally every pop musician excluding Lorde (ya ya ya!) and every K-pop band ever.
32) are you a dramatic person?
I want to say no, but I am.
33) what emoticon do you use most?
:)
34) can a miracle certainly occur?
Yerp.
35) would you let a vampire suck ur blood?
Depends if they ask nicely.
36) do you have a celebrity crush?
As a teen, it was Danai Gurira and Norman Reedus. Now its probably still the same, with addition to Ryan Gosling. Sorry, it was P:HM's fault!
37) do you like snow?
I love the snow! But it does not snow in my area. I wish it did some days.
38) were you really into greek mythology as a kid?
No, I was the weird dinosaur and zombie kid. Now I'm the weird dinosaur and zombie adult.
39) what are some things you could competently deliver a speech on?
The horrors of the modern zombie and why it doesn't get better past post-28 Days later. Also making a zombie "consious" (in the sense they retain all their memories and humanity) means they aren't a zombie and you should have all your creative endeavors taken away.
40) are you good at spelling?
GOD NO.
41) which touhou wud u fuk?
What?
42) do you think there's going to be a robot takeover?
Only if one of the robots is Arnold Schwarzenegger. If not? I'll be back. (with a REAL robot.)
43) HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR??!?!??!?!
Not far enough. People still don't believe in it and that's proof enough.
44) would you be an angel or devil?
45) sine, cosine, or tangent?
Me and cosine were freaking it for a while. So cosine.
46) do you like licorice?
Once in a while. I prefer raspberry licorice a lot.
47) whats one thing you cant stand that everyone else loves?
Clubs. You will not catch me in da clerb.
48) what books did you like as a kid?
Choose Your Own Adventure, Animorphs, Goosebumps (I have a collectors tin of it!) and comics.
49) can you play any instruments?
I can play the clarinet and the bass guitar. I used to play piano.
50) what song would you want to play at your wedding?
51) do you believe in reincarnation?
Only if I could back as an alien who can watch the human race die off from my solar system.
52) finish the sentence: I'm just a guy who ______
Breathes
53) have you been to another continent?
Yep, I've been to Europe and North America twice.
54) whats your worst habit?
Chewing the insides of my mouth, as well as clenching my jaw.
55) favorite vegetable?
Carrot...
56) whats something stupid that scared the shit outta you as a kid?
Squid and Octopi. Still do.
57) whats one of your guilty pleasures?
Mindless drama soap operas with meaningless romance. Think Friends and The Big Bang Theory.
58) would you rather be a ghost or a vampire?
Vampire nom nom nom!
59) what do you fear most?
Dying suddenly without warning.
60) do you sleep with any plushies?
My trusty Blahaj sleeps next to me. He protects.
61) what hobby do you just not understand?
Willingly wanting to go out at night. To clubs or to parties.
62) do you like the taste of alcohol?
Only in some drinks. I.e: Soju and Baileys.
63) are you a hopeless romantic?
I'm a "watch from the sidelines" romantic.
64) which deadly sin best fits you?
Sloth for sure.
65) which of your physical features do you like the most?
I like my eyes.
66) are your ears pierced?
I used to. I did it so my sister didn't feel scared when she wanted her ears pierced.
67) have you ever been in a physical fight?
Nope I'm a #loser.
68) where do you buy your clothes?
Thrift Stores, K-Mart or Jay-Jays if I'm feeling expensive.
69) where would you live if you could live anywhere?
London.
70) do believe in magic? or is it all a trick?
As a wizard I say that it is real and very true. No lies i promise.
71) have you read umineko when they cry? you should!
Nah.
72) what is the worst chore to do?
Dusting down the skirting boards.
73) what did your parents almost name you?
I was going to be called Oliver or if I was a girl, Olivia or Katarina. Katarina goes hard as fuck I missed out.
74) what would you want your name to be if you were not your current gender?
As mentioned above, Katarina.
75) what were your first words?
"mama" and "light"
76) what do you want your last words to be?
"I'll be back!
77) when did you first regularly start going online?
11, so I could play Roblox and Pokemon Go.
78) what year do you miss the most?
2017.
79) are you psychic?
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?! THAT'S CLASSIFIED!
80) would you fuck a clone of yourself? you're not allowed to kill yourself.
No, but I would fuck his life up. Battle to see who's the better Markus.
81) what do you use to listen to music?
Spotify.
82) whats the biggest city you've been to?
London, or Anaheim
83) favorite animal?
Hamster.
84) what web browser do you use?
Firefox, though with the horrid memory it hogs I'm looking to switch.
85) are you allergic to kitty cats???????????
Nope! I have 2 pet cats because I'm not; Candie and Lottie. My fluffy babies.
86) do you like energy drinks?
Not really, I used to avidly drink them back in high school but I refrain from them now.
87) would ever spend money on tf2 unusuals/csgo skins/gacha pulls/etc
Yeah if I was desperate for them I guess...-
88) when do you usually go to bed?
When I have classes I sleep at 10-11pm. When I don't/on weekends it's about 12/1am.
89) how often do you wash your hair?
Every Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, or before a social outing.
90) would you download a car?
I downloaded 8 the other day.
91) what was your favorite show as a kid?
Ben10, Walking with Dinosaurs, Red Dwarf and Futurama as I grew up a little.
92) whats the silliest hat you own?
Does my Mickey Mouse wizard hat count?
93) what album/song do you're feeling angsty
PeelingFlesh's The G-Code.
94) do you make OCs?
I make too many. I love making OCs.
95) whats the goofiest thing you do when completely alone?
I sit in my chair the weirdest way I can.
96) do you like fireworks?
No, they are stupid and keep me up all night.
97) favorite painter?Vincent Van Gogh.
98) favorite numbers?
17, 7, 700, 70, 100.
99) what genre of vidya gaems are you really good at? (fps, fightan, danmaku, racing, whatever)
I like open world, story based single players, but I think I'm pretty good at games like DBD.
100) time and date you finished this?
I think I'll update this as I work on this site so....never?